I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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