I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
