when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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