I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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