i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize