just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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