I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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