I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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