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(760): View more from California

Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.

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(213): View more from California

i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.

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(620): View more from Kansas

She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex

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(716): View more from New York

whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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(443): View more from Maryland

dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car

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(607): View more from New York

is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick

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