My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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