just tell him i said nine months
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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