I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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