found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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