How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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