Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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