dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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