Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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