Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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