i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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