sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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