You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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