You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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