He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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