How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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