Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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