Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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