Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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