That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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