But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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