i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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