lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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