I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
and she was petting her beer can
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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