Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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