So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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