I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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