So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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