am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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