i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Randomize
