i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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