wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
A+ Viking dick
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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