My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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