i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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