Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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