It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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