yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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