quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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