Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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