She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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