Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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