I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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