can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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