we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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