i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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