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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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